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Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.
It's income tax time again. whoo. </sarc>
by timm December 03, 2003
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Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief
"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."
by Bob March 12, 2003
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legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
by Xizor July 10, 2008
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The word "tax" is a Lower Northeast Philadelphia (Roosevelt) slang word that means the following.
1. To engage in sexual intercourse, the act of fornicating.

2. To have a strong liking for something, someone or anything. A ringing endorsement.
Yo, I taxed that party last night.=That party was a great time.
Yo, I taxed that jawn last night.=You either had sex with a woman (jawn), or you really enjoyed something you did last night (jawn)
I tax Johnny.= Johnny is cool as shit.
I tax Veronica.=I have sex with a girl named Veronica.
I taxed that cheesesteak.=That was a good ass cheesesteak
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A: Where did my pen go?
B: Ha! I taxed it!

C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).
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Tax means steal / nick
it originated from
"the tax man"
after all he is the biggest thief of them all

The word came about because the goverment make most of the population live in poverty and take all there money leaving most people barely enough to survive on,
some decide to become criminals rather than live in poverty because they cant afford things due to tax causing high prices. All the goverment do for us is think of new taxes to bum from the people as a result people hate the goverment and taxes because they have to live in poverty and the goverment is seen as a thief so the word tax mostly replaced the words steal, nick, rob, thive, because everyone knows the tax man is a robbing bastid who only thinks of his own kind and what the fat cats can get, to them we are nothing more than worker ants

im going to tax that guys cash back in a sec

where'd you get that from
"oh i just taxed it from some old lady"
by cubs November 14, 2005
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To take a handling fee when hustling.
"Tom wanted me to bring him an Ounce, so I taxed him $5".

"Last night around 12 nick called and wanted a 8ball so I taxed him a line".
by ol 80 April 24, 2007
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