A person of Slavic orgin (usually a member of the underclass), recently arrived in the UK, who leeches off the British tax payers, by claiming benefits.

A Russian club who are based in North London.

Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.

Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.

They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.

Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.

Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"

Noun:
1 Someone of the Jewish persuasion.
2 A derogatory term for someone who is dishonest, miserly or generally regarded as not being a gentleman.

Verb:
1 To cheat or defraud.
2 To expend an excessive amount of time and effort to negotiate the lowest price for something when an ordinary person would be ashamed to do so.

unlearned, ignorant, simple person, as distinguished from the educated; an ignoramus who makes threats using blogs Lies like a sidewalk Tax Evader "Big Daddy" Newell likes to pretend they have a job but also likes being destitute possess low to none intellectual powers, commonly, a person without understanding from birth; a natural fool; aka hillbilly living in a squalid shack with lots of little ones from 3 different teen moms loves white tee shirts and baseball caps, raging anger issues since birth aka as a bad temper, very violent towards small kids and women and some types of cats and dogs and gardening equipment. Is easily calmed down by watching a goldfish swim in a small tank "simple things for a simpleton"