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A soiled brat who was once a cutie dancing on cars in 80's rock videos.Now appears in surreal life mouthing off at Momma Brady.
I'm tawny kitaen even if Im 60 years old Im think Im still hot and sooooo cool because I dissed Florence henderson!
by bww April 25, 2006
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When you pop a zit and a white, snake-like, pus stream comes out.
I had a Tawny Kitaen in my Bermuda Triangle (3 zits forming a triangle on one's forehead). She came out nice and smooth.
by J. Kidd February 09, 2009
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