Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

tattorse

A tattoo of a horse.

"My mom would kill me if she found out I got a tattorse!"

tattorse by binageach September 8, 2009

tatorhead 

This is a noun describing anyone who you relatively dislike for obvious stupidity. It is also used as an adjective often in the past tense. It is to ruin something, insult something,or to describe getting fucked over.

1.I got tatorheaded out of a great time when my mom got home and cockblocked me.
2.I tatorheaded my younger sister's volcano project because she is a little cockblock.
3. Get outta my face, tatorhead.

tatorhead by Higmo July 30, 2008

bumpin tators 

when a women is getting double penetrated, the two men have there testicles touch.

Brian and Chad were bumpin tators while slamming Karen

bumpin tators by Bear Watchers December 29, 2009

tatored 

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

tatored by Triis February 12, 2009

Mashed Gabe Tators 

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

Mashed Gabe Tators by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

TaterSexual 

Someone who is sexually aroused by potatoes

Felix: what are you doing there buddy

Jack: just checking out this fine tater

You man did you hear that jack cam out as TaterSexual

TaterSexual by yYEEEEEEEETt January 1, 2021