| 1. | mushroom tatoo | ||
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when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark. "I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"
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| 2. | mushroom tatoo | ||
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the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.
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the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.
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| 4. | mushroom tatoo | ||
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when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face look in the mirror at yourself!
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| 5. | Shroomtoo | ||
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A redish tatoo a girl gets after hitting them over and over in the same spot with ur penis,causing it to turn red in the shape of a mushroom. I would love to give that chick a shroomtoo right on her ass.
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| 6. | yellows and blues | ||
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daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever. The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.
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| 7. | Dragon cock | ||
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A picture of a man's penis tattooed and pierced to look like a dragon. Pictures saying "y hello thar, dragoncock" exist. Have you seen the dragon cock? I can't believe someone got their dick tattooed to look like a dragon.
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