Tassi is a form of a physically retarded bird that uses it's fingers as water jets to help it swim through random muck! Tassis are normally know to attack fat people that walk by the muck in which it lives. they usually eat Daniel's legs, and Lisa's toes!
OMG I just got attacked by a Tassi! If only I wasn't so fat!
by Yourmumissexy August 26, 2008