SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up
COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.
SHITBAG: Fuck you:
COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.
SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.
COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.
Sort of completes the pantheon of great acronyms. Or somthing like that.
Police Officer: "Halt eveil-doer, lest I be forced to use my TActical System of Elictrical Rosponse upon ye!"
Police officer: "Freeze scumbag!!" -sound of taser firing-
It stuns the target by causing an uncontrollable contraction of the muscle tissue. He/she is immobilized and falls to the ground — regardless of pain tolerance or mental focus.
TASER stands for Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle, from the Tom Swift series of children's novels written in the early 20th century, including Tom Swift and his Electric Rifle. The real stars of the series of science-fiction novels were potential advances in technology.
from "cbc news"