| 29. | Taser heart attack | ||
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Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health. John had a taser heart attack.
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| 30. | Nellcor | ||
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A company's name who makes oximeters, ventilators, and lots of other types of medical equipment. Nellcor has been around for many many years, and in 1983 built the first oximeter in its name, the NELLCOR N-100, and has gone A VERY VERY LOOOOOOOOOOONG WAY SENCE THEN! 1. I have a NELLCOR N-600 Pulse oximeter which is awsome, so now I can monitor my Spo2 a lot more easier and don't have to go to the hospital to get it measured, so that's nice.
2. Wow. That's Interesting. |
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| 31. | Sevo | ||
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Sevo is short for Sevoflurane. 1.Start the sevo.
2. All right. 3. Here we go Mr. Mckenzaly, you will start feeling sleepy. 4. Allo right. 5. He's out. 6. All right. Let's Intubate. 7. All right |
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| 32. | IPV | ||
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IPV is short for Intrapulmonary Percussive Ventilation which is a breathing treatment used to help remove secretions. It can be administered by a mouthpiece, mask, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube. A fine aerosol of medication is breathed in, and another part of the medication is percussed into the patient's lungs, so that he can clear them by the cough assist machine, coughing up secretions, and/or suctioning. 1. The patient who has SMA uses IPV, and is very healthy usually with IPV.
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| 33. | Occam's Taser | ||
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Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor. University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.
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| 34. | Zape | ||
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The act of inserting a taser into someone's anus and discharging the weapon while they are passed out drunk. Best used on heterosexual males who need to learn that acting like a jackass/clown/fool/fuckfo/idiot/child is NOT acceptable just because you are drunk. What the fuck is wrong with Fink? Why does he always act like a clown after 4 beers? I hope somebody zapes his ass tonight when he passes out - maybe a couple taser burns on his colon will convince him to grow the fuck up.
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| 35. | Turtle Head | ||
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When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell. Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
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