tardwink 

the inability to wink at somebody with sexiness.

The other day I was at the mall and this hot girl gave me a tardwink! It was not sexy at all...

tardwink by Quail93 October 7, 2009

tardwich 

The high velocity (and often hilarious) collision of two less-than-able-minded individuals....

When Colin and Jamie made that tardwich in the hallway, I almost died laughing

tardwich by thatsmrweedman2u June 28, 2006

Tardition 

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

Tardition by theWeeds January 27, 2008

turdwit 

A person with the accumulative wit, and intelligence as week old solid excrement.

Person A: Doop!
Person B: What a turdwit!

turdwit by Heggy October 29, 2006

tardwife 

Tardwife, combining traditional values and gender roles with intense retardation.

Don’t need a tradwife, need a tardwife

tardwife by Jockie McBeezer October 19, 2023

tard wit 

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded

Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit

tard wit by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

Tarditecture by vududady January 27, 2012