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1. tardo
A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.
Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.

Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.
2. Tardo
(ta-ard-oh)
act of being a re-re or being a retard
no harm intended
often said amoung friends
or bffs
or home slices
if used in fights will get you bitch slapped
yo dawg look at shaquana with dat pink weave lookin like a octipus attacked her head yo what a tardo (tard-o)

hey becky look at natisha with her tiny boobs what a tardo (tard-o)
3. tardo
Similar to retard. A conglomeration of a retard and an idiot.
Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.
by BillyGoat Nov 14, 2002 add a video
4. tardo
n: a back woods, slack jawed, hill billy, mouth breather... who makes frequent brake checks at his wifes request.
"Man... that hill billy tardo just SLAMMED on his brakes... for no apearant reason.
5. Tardo
A Super Goofy Acting Person
The Young Lady Was Laughing At Everything Thus Being A Tardo
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