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tariffs are a tax cut 

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.
Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait...
Hym "So... If Trump can just TELL automakers NOT TO RAISE THEIR PRICES in response to the tariffs... Why... Aren't you doing that for the INFLATION? If you can tell business not to raise their prices... Tell these cocksuckers PRICES DOWN NOW! And then you tell the tech retards to PAY FOR THE AI THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL... And, if they don't, execute them immediately. And then find that psychologist who lied about rare forms of schizophrenia... MURDER HIS ASS TOO because he is only able to lie about rare forms of schizophrenia because he knows who I am and he KNEW those kids were going to get murdered... Because I TOLD HIM THEY WERE GOING TO DIE 10 YEARS AGO."
Tariffs by Hym Iam March 31, 2025
And, other countries, don't reduce the tariffs on America until he brings China's back down. And tell China to gimme the specs on the artificial sun.
Hym "Don't buy this bullshit 90 day pause on the tariffs. Leave the tariffs on America until he pays the creator of AI."
Tariffs by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs 

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.
Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

thoughts and tariffs 

An alternation of the phrase "thoughts and prayers" used to sarcastically wish good luck and show empathy to the American population, half of whom voted for an orange, tariff-obsessed president.
Sending concepts of thoughts and tariffs to the people who will pay higher prices for this pointless tariff shitshow!

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026