tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).

victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"

tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008

Tarticle 

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily

katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.

Tarticle by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009

turdicle 

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

turdicle by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Tardilepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

Tardilepsy by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011

tasticles

Like taste buds, but these are truly hightened by taste sensations, commonly found in flavour country.

Mmm this tastes so good- its arousing my tasticles

tasticles by cr00sa April 18, 2013

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008