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5.
a person who has a big head and is a retard
devin k.
by tim p. April 19, 2003
 
1.
Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.
:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin
by WornFromDisaster July 13, 2005
 
2.
stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha
by Hugs4TheEmoKid June 24, 2005
 
3.
Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.
Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009
 
4.
a retarted queer asshole with a big ego
"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"
by mAx August 01, 2004
 
6.
A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.
You are such a tardmuffin!
by saltyseamonsters October 04, 2004
 
7.
shit that your girfriend eats
i gave her a tard muffin last night
by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004