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Look peepole, its not cool to name person tards. My brother tard, my mother tard, and my father a semitard--i thought he normal 'till we founds him eating grass last weeks like a cow; now we know he the most tarded. but my teacherz tell me i real smart. they say im the smartest kid in the specialist class of them all. yay! Heretofore, my entire family considred my father relatively (that is relative to the rest of my family) smart; however, his recent dietary choices have led us to the unequivocal truth: he is a tard. In fact, he is a tard of the highest order (a profound tard, defined as a person possessing an IQ under 20). That is, while both my father and our cow Milky enjoy chewing on grass, the latter, suprsingly enough, is the smarter of the two.
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Adjective used to describe one so retarded, they do not deserve the 're' For Christ's sake, Ben, you freakin' tard!
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Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors. That dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie Basic Instinct Two who has an InSynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) That tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) The fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of Tardania.
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A person who is retarded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one. Since he fell off the stairs he is a tard
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Someone who acts unintelligent either purposely or accidentally.
Associating with someone mentally disabled and/or retarded. What a fucking tard!
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Australians, in particular, people from the state of New South Wales often refer to people from the state of Victoria (especially people in Melbourne) as "tards". Often aimed at Melbourne Victory Football Club in chants at A-League football matches around the country. (To the tune of my old man said follow the van)
My old man said be a Victory fan And I said bollocks you're a c**t We hate the tards and we f*ckin know it We hate the Tards and we're gonna show it With Zdrlic and Yorkie, Pierre Litbarski They're the boys that's gonna do us fine And if you support the Tards then you're a Melbourne b*stard And you ain't no friend of mine |
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Residents of the Australian state of Victoria. Commonly used in a football context. Adelaide United will tear the Tards a new one next week!
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the official nickname of a person who supports, plays for, manages the Melbourne Victory Football Club. Sydney FC Supporter: We lost to the Tards again!
QLD Roar Supporter: Doesn't surprise me! |
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