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See also half-tard and quarter-tard. A full-tard is one who has 100% retard blood coarsing through their brains. This can mean two things. Half the time, the person will be born a retard, with limited brain capacity and other problems. The other half of the time, the person will slip through the nets of schooling and manage to finish some amount of their life with everyone thinking they are normal. However, eventually their blood will mature and they will begin acting like a retard. While they have adapated to society (see evolution) they still do not process the brain power to function without failure. They will constantly do stupid things. Guy 1: "Look at Gillis making that pizza. He's actually having trouble."
Guy 2: "Dude, Gillis is a fucking full-tard. He can't help it." Guy 1: "Ah. Fucker." |
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| 9. | tard hat | ||
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A combination of "ass hat" and "fuck tard". Only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions. That guy wrote "I love Nancy" on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his myspace page. What a tard hat.
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| 10. | Quail-Tard | ||
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1. A wingless, mentally challenged, small bird, hunted for sporting purposes. (n)
2. Awkward in appearance and movement, similar to the noun definition of a quail-tard. 1. Dick Cheney once shot a man in the face while hunting for quail-tard.
2. Damn that look at the way Alicia moves, she looks like a fuckin quail-tard. |
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| 11. | O-Tard | ||
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O-Tard,O-Tarded, Much like an E-Tard, E-Tarded only symptoms are the result of multiple orgasms, and not E. Refer to E-Tard for the definition of E-Tard or E.
V is officially responsible for makeing M into an O-Tard.
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| 12. | master tard | ||
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A Tard who ownes all other tards That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard
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| 13. | tech tard | ||
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One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard". "Hey, that Tech Tard didn't give me change for my pizza!"
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| 14. | zoom tard | ||
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A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device. Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard. |
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