Look peepole, its not cool to name person tards. My brother tard, my mother tard, and my father a semitard--i thought he normal 'till we founds him eating grass last weeks like a cow; now we know he the most tarded. but my teacherz tell me i real smart. they say im the smartest kid in the specialist class of them all. yay!
Heretofore, my entire family considred my father relatively (that is relative to the rest of my family) smart; however, his recent dietary choices have led us to the unequivocal truth: he is a tard. In fact, he is a tard of the highest order (a profound tard, defined as a person possessing an IQ under 20). That is, while both my father and our cow Milky enjoy chewing on grass, the latter, suprsingly enough, is the smarter of the two.
1) Blissfully Ignorant Bastard. Someone who is ignorant by conscious choice. They love being duped. In Orwellian terms, they instinctively engage in crimestop. a.k.a. yuppie, elitist, fluoride-headmore...
2) Someone who baths themselves in trivial chatter, mindless debate and overconsumption, and will uniformly reject any information that they don’t want to believe, because if properly digested, analyzed and determined to be true, they would be permanently disenchanted by their latest gizmo, video game and/or TV show, and be forced to feel a real emotion - i.e. anger towards tyranny, rage against the corporate machine, etc.
3) Someone who by their own admission doesn’t have all the facts but happily boasts their callow opinion, yet refuses to consider any real facts or another side of the story.
4) NOT a racial slur similar; it is applied without any ethnic background consideration.
Common blisstard phrases - “You just need to be more positive.” “Yes we can - ignore reality.” “I don’t listen to ugly people.” “Strong emotions don’t please others.”
an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.
I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!
NOTICE: See similar definition “ROVE-e-o Queen” having the same general meaning and definition (Pronunciation: ROW-“V”-“O”) ... Referring to a single (or small group of) individuals (usually found on “Political” or “General News” Internet Discussion sites that attempt to OVER-RUN or OVER-FLOW the online discussion / debate forum with repetitive “Copy-Pasted” pro-BUSH *or* pro-REPUBLICAN *or* pro-New-Conservative (pro-Neo-Con) partisan propaganda. (AKA: “SWIFT-Goats” *or* “Neo-Tards”) ; Named / Coined in honor of “Karl Rove” of Bush Administration fame for his “Questionable” political strategy & exploits while working as counsel to “President George W. Bush”. “Karl Rove” was often times referred to as “Bush’s Brain” based upon a book by the same name.
The 27%'ers that still support the Bush Administration are just a bunch of ROVE’eo Queens.
That Discussion Board Swift-Goat Poster-child is just another ROVE’eo Queen.
Leave it to a ROVE’eo Queen to support and alibi for politicians caught red-handed in sex stings & corruption scandals.
ROVE’eo Queens are usually the same ones that are out there on the one hand promoting the Minuteman Project while on the other hand supporting GWB "Guest Workers" program.
ROVE’eo Queens seem to be some very con-fused folks that need their "Political Programmers to tell them what to think.