another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on
(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
A faggot who follows around retards to make sure they aren'e hurt (even though the retard deserves to be hurt) because they do not see the evil in retards, who are quite obviously demon possessed.
I hate retards and I kill them for fun, and to stop them from forcing their evil ways upon the world. I would kill that retard over there with my knife if that tard guard didn't look so menacing.