Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.

"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"

Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

anal tapestry 

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

anal tapestry by breakingbad December 27, 2012

dark lane demo tapes 

Drakes new 2020 album is fucking 🔥🔥

Jimmy- Did you hear Dark Lane Demo Tapes
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”

dark lane demo tapes by Asexgod May 6, 2020

typestolgia 

(n.) - A nostalgia for old manual and electric typewriters as well as the sound of typewriting on such machines

"I like my computer with its sleek keyboard, of course, but I must say, I also harbor a personal typestolgia for the old days of manual typewriters and electric typewriters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, May 15, 2010

typestolgia by PRwiz101 May 21, 2010

tapesbyleon 

the best editor to ever exist

"have you seen tapesbyleon's new edit?"
"yeah is so cool"

tapesbyleon by defnotjules June 29, 2021

Legone Tapes 

The nickname given to NBA star forward LeBron James after confiscating the tapes of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on him at his own summer camp in 2009.

1st guy:
man, did you see Jordan Crawford posterize Legone Tapes?

2nd guy:
Actually no, cause he's "Legone Tapes"

Legone Tapes by RayRayMatti July 11, 2009