A verbal expression which is used as a warning if someone annoys you and he/she/it needs to be slapped in order to shut up. "tapas" is accompanied with raising your right hand.
The term is originated from Gran Canaria, where spanish restaurant promoters very intrusively ask you if you want something to eat "you want some tapas?".
You respond by saying "im gonna give you some tapas!" ─ meaning: you are going to slap him if he won't shut up.
'The promoter just won't leave Jack alone.
I think Jack's going to dish out some tapas.'
Word used to announce that the food and/or beverages are going to be shared.
F: "How about you order this pizza, and I order the other one, so we can do tapas."
E: "You mean sharing the food?"
F: "That's right, tapas."
J: "He that's mine piece of lasagne!"
M: "Oh I thought it was tapas."
J: "fuck off"
Tapas; an unfulfilling, miniscule, whore of a food that is as overpriced as it is unfulfilling. Involves foodstuffs that are halved and then halved and then halved about 10 more times, so that it can be 'shared'. Wrongly promoted as 'dinner' food, it should only ever be considered to be overpriced 'snack' food. Only ever acceptable and done properly in Spain.
Friend one: ''Let's get tapas for dinner.''
Friend two: ''Fuck off!''
TALKING ABOUT PENIS' AGAIN
To hit that phat ass..
A so when you gonna let me tap-a?
Puerto Rican slang for a capsule filled with crack.
Tranquilo que las Tapas llegan a las 9.
Chill the Tapas will arrive at 9.
a guy packing it in the front...or girl in the rear...hence one being able to "tap", with there hand...or something else
Did you see Jaime? now thats a tapa!