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8.
A LAZY ASS WHO HAS PRACTICALLY NO FRIENDS.
but is pretty cool cuz the only time u hear him talk is on AIM. but one of the funniest yet corniest but best guys you'll ever meet!
that kid is sooo TAPAS. i wish i were like that
by luckkyy August 08, 2008
 
1.
Word used to announce that the food and/or beverages are going to be shared.
F: "How about you order this pizza, and I order the other one, so we can do tapas."
E: "You mean sharing the food?"
F: "That's right, tapas."

J: "He that's mine piece of lasagne!"
M: "Oh I thought it was tapas."
J: "fuck off"
by faevmija January 03, 2012
 
2.
Tapas; an unfulfilling, miniscule, whore of a food that is as overpriced as it is unfulfilling. Involves foodstuffs that are halved and then halved and then halved about 10 more times, so that it can be 'shared'. Wrongly promoted as 'dinner' food, it should only ever be considered to be overpriced 'snack' food. Only ever acceptable and done properly in Spain.
Friend one: ''Let's get tapas for dinner.''
Friend two: ''Fuck off!''
by Melleh_Timez June 29, 2011
 
3.
A verbal expression which is used as a warning if someone annoys you and he/she/it needs to be slapped in order to shut up. "tapas" is accompanied with raising your right hand.

The term is originated from Gran Canaria, where spanish restaurant promoters very intrusively ask you if you want something to eat "you want some tapas?".

You respond by saying "im gonna give you some tapas!" ─ meaning: you are going to slap him if he won't shut up.
'The promoter just won't leave Jack alone.

I think Jack's going to dish out some tapas.'
by bazzingaa May 02, 2010
 
4.
TALKING ABOUT PENIS' AGAIN
JAMES TAPA
by Rob In Disguise August 07, 2012
 
5.
To hit that phat ass..
A so when you gonna let me tap-a?
by Ladii Spyda September 24, 2007
 
6.
a guy packing it in the front...or girl in the rear...hence one being able to "tap", with there hand...or something else
Did you see Jaime? now thats a tapa!
by *VAL September 16, 2003
 
7.
Puerto Rican slang for a capsule filled with crack.
Tranquilo que las Tapas llegan a las 9.
Chill the Tapas will arrive at 9.
by yerba buena August 05, 2010