look up any word, like cleveland steamer:
Someone who becomes virtually indestructible and crazy powerful from eating too much awesome sauce.
Dave: Whoa, did you see Jake just do that!!!

Zach: Yeah, he's a tank.
by I. M. Awesome May 23, 2010
0 5
A same for a big penis,
wow that things huge!! ill call him....tank!
by borgggggg May 27, 2009
2 7
A girl who sucks so much dick and swallows so much semen that her stomach basically becomes storage for guys' ejaculate.
Shiit! See that bitch who just dipped? she be a tank. She sucked off like 9 niggas in 8 minutes today.
by Lefty75 April 07, 2009
1 6
A Tank is a noun used by RuneScape players to define looking like an idiot or a moron. It also may have a foolish homosexual meaning, such as looking like a blue summer or twat or noob.
That noob asking for free items is a real tank!

I ended up looking tanked when I died from that monster.

Oh dont be a tank!

Only tanks would grab a penis that is 15ft away, in pants or not
by Acro October 21, 2007
5 10
TANK is short for Totally Awesome Noob Killer in the game of Halo/2, but of course if your in one, your known as a vehicle noob anyway, it is only the scorpian tank that can be givin the TANK status, as lets just face it the wraith sucks.. unless your good with it...

Player 1 - holy crap!!! he's in the Totally Awesome Noob Killer!!!

Player 2 - that means your dead cos your such a noob!!!

TANK - yeah you two keep talkin....

by Sean Gatens September 10, 2006
4 9
A military assault vechle used to destroy things it is mounted with a cannon loaded with 35mm shells also normaly tanks are mounted with a 50 calibur machine gun and 3 soldiers fit inside. (english, and american tanks fit 3 an israel tank normally fits 2 as they only controll Gps and The cannon an israely tank does not have a mounted 50 calibur machine gun) Also tanks can be used for escorts in very serious situations of war A.K.A the 9/11 that sparked the war between America And Iraq the convoys of soldiers may be escorted by 2 humvees with 50 calibur machine guns / recoil rifles and a tank in some situations of serious gun fire
Look theres a tank coming *boom*

Name. Status. How?
Alix K.I.A Tank
by Michael Washington September 07, 2006
4 9
1. A nickname for someones penis, implying it's large size.
2. Someone who can drink alot. Ex. Frank the tank from that movie with Will ferrel.
3. A tubby ass mutha fucka. Someone who isn't going to get layed for a while.
4. an armored vehicle
1. Hey eric you have a small dong.
Shut up asshole this thing is a tank
2. Douche:guys im a hard ass watch me drink this whole six pack by myself. you: wow what a tank.
3. That bitch gave me herpes! How'd she get layed if she was a tank?
4. I used to drive a tank back in nam'.
by Jamm627 April 12, 2006
7 12