1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.
Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.
by Noodlez3456 May 25, 2010
Someone who becomes virtually indestructible and crazy powerful from eating too much awesome sauce.
Dave: Whoa, did you see Jake just do that!!!

Zach: Yeah, he's a tank.
by I. M. Awesome May 23, 2010
A same for a big penis,
wow that things huge!! ill call him....tank!
by borgggggg May 27, 2009
A girl who sucks so much dick and swallows so much semen that her stomach basically becomes storage for guys' ejaculate.
Shiit! See that bitch who just dipped? she be a tank. She sucked off like 9 niggas in 8 minutes today.
by Lefty75 April 07, 2009
A large black man with an exceptionally large penis.
Latrelle on White Chicks is tank.
by Latrelle Spencer July 10, 2008
A Tank is a noun used by RuneScape players to define looking like an idiot or a moron. It also may have a foolish homosexual meaning, such as looking like a blue summer or twat or noob.
That noob asking for free items is a real tank!

I ended up looking tanked when I died from that monster.

Oh dont be a tank!

Only tanks would grab a penis that is 15ft away, in pants or not
by Acro October 21, 2007
TANK is short for Totally Awesome Noob Killer in the game of Halo/2, but of course if your in one, your known as a vehicle noob anyway, it is only the scorpian tank that can be givin the TANK status, as lets just face it the wraith sucks.. unless your good with it...

Player 1 - holy crap!!! he's in the Totally Awesome Noob Killer!!!

Player 2 - that means your dead cos your such a noob!!!

TANK - yeah you two keep talkin....

by Sean Gatens September 10, 2006
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