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A huge dick who's favorite topic of conversation is how he musterbates
Tan is here let's leave
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one's place of residence, apartment , house, er whatever
by Evilicious October 03, 2006
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Armenian word for a drink made with yoghurt and water, often flavored with salt and mint. Also called "dough" by Iranians and "ayran" by Turks.
Haig, I'm thirsty. Let's get some tan at that Middle Eastern grocery store across the street.
by pentozali January 21, 2009
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(v.) To seriously mess up.
Originated in reaction to US gymnast Kevin Tan's mistake on the pommel horse in the 2008 Olympic team final.

Other forms: tanned, tanning, tanned it
1) Damn, Kevin Tan really tanned it on the pommel horse. So did Alicia Sacramone/Tan.

2) Don't tan it!

3) Tanada (for a while)
by ontd_olympics August 20, 2008
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Tan-

To drink alot at one time.
or
To spank someone

used in Scotland
Oi Rab! geez a tan eh yer tonic wine!

Mere tae ah tan yer erse!
by NaeDangerBigMan August 01, 2009
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Acronym for "Taking a Nice Shit"
Lord! I gotta TANS again.
by h8riceboys October 23, 2011
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Just My Luck I Went To The Hood And Got A Damn TAN.
by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016
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