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tampoonedsex (-0.515)
when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse
by nathz January 20, 2010
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tampoonedsex (-0.336)
the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.
a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.
by chismgism January 10, 2012
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