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(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon. Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.
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the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute". That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
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'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to TPing Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
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A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon! -Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!
-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick... |
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(Verb) The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party. My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
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A tampon, soaked in a strong liquor or for the non-drinking saints amongst us (who while sober are willing - Legends) caffeinated products and insert said tampoon into the anus. (Tampooning) This is best achieved using an applicator not made from card and preferably with some KY jelly. The result is alcohol entering the system and bypassing the liver, promoting your inebriated state. 1: Andy just tampooned last night!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump 1: Dirt! |
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to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!
sean:whats that? |
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When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace. Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
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