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tamponsex (-0.882)
can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.

pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy
YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON!
or
you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.
by kymlanna March 08, 2007
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Tamponsex (-0.022)
Another term for a lesbian, since they're both always in a girls vagina
Dude Shannon looks like such a tampon, "I know she's always in Melissa's vagina"
by ren mai zu May 01, 2010
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Tamponsex (-0.212)
A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.
Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!
by Estaban Rodreguez November 09, 2007
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tamponsex (-0.103)
a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
by livelifeontop September 29, 2015
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tamponsex (-0.103)
a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
by livelifeontop September 29, 2015
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Tamponsex (-0.418)
A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.
Dude1 "That guy's car is a tampon."
Dude2 "Why's it a tampon?"
Dude1 "Cuz every pussy has one!"
by NathanB April 23, 2008
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tamponsex (-0.352)
another word for a fire-crotch or a red head.
You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.
by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010
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