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A person of royal decent, when removing their used tampon from their royal yatch a ceremony is held in which the used tampon which smells of rotting fish flesh is swung over ones head like a lasso. Warm to the touch, cool to look at.
The royal ball didn't get started until the tampon contessa performed.

Bob: Meet you in the bathroom.
Cindy: What for?
Bob: I want to watch my little tampon contessa
Cindy: Yeeehaw
by Queen Labia Cape January 28, 2010

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