Tampoff 

Noun - A joke that is completely unfunny and beyond cheesy. A joke that will stop any points of laughter in a group and cause the person who said the joke to face ridicule. Whenever someone makes a terrible joke you call them out by saying "tampoff"

Verb - calling someone out on a bad joke (to tampoff someone)

The original tampoff: Person 1: "We couldn't have sex because she had her tampon in" Person 2: "Tampon?? Don't you mean, tampoff?"

Example of it in use.

Person 1: Did you know they created health care for alligators? It's called Gator-Aid. (gatorade)

Person 2: Dude, tampoff!

Tampoff by Johnh1020 April 9, 2010

Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

tampowned 

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding

Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.

tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

tampooned 

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

tampooned by nathz January 20, 2010

tamponed 

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

tamponed by Densa January 18, 2007

tamponed 

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

tamponed by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

Tamponed 

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

Tamponed by wbbwiai August 27, 2021