This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).

"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012

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inverted tamale

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.

When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.

inverted tamale by Dark Smith January 10, 2008

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