I have just graduated from TAMS in which i threw what could have been the two most fun years of my life away to gain a couple more hours of college credit. Now to embark back into the real world which is a complete polar opposite to the ridiculous world i was shielded in during my tenure at TAMS! But at least i will be a millionaire, not that it matters since i don't know what fun is .
hey man, did you get some play last night?
yeah man! i got some tams pussy!
TAMS pussy? why didn't you just save yourself the trouble and stick your dick in a meat grinder!
"I don't... that's... what?"
"Those aren't muskets!
"Oh... of course..."
Person: Hey, who's way up high in that tree?
Me: Oh, that's Tam.
Tam can carry like 7 conversations on at the same time and still have deep stuff to say.