either a phallus or a silly fool
You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.
by Jordan March 24, 2003
15 more definitions
Top Definition
1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
by Ron April 01, 2004
a PENIS, a penis used to whack
My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"
by tania January 26, 2004
A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
by cyphercube November 06, 2003
Your penis
Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed
by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015
part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies
I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.
by robbo December 07, 2003
1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation
Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!
by Ryan May 06, 2004

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