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9.
a weird hose like object located above your sac used for modelling aeroplanes out of clay and jabbing folk in the face during prep because it is funny.
yo bruv have you seen the b52 stealth bomber i made with my tallywhacker.
yeah it stinks o cheese
by kevvy January 30, 2004
 
1.
1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
by Ron April 01, 2004
 
2.
a PENIS, a penis used to whack
My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
 
3.
a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"
by tania January 26, 2004
 
4.
A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
by cyphercube November 06, 2003
 
5.
part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies
I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.
by robbo December 07, 2003
 
6.
1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation
Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!
by Ryan May 06, 2004
 
7.
One who whacks tallies.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003