tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 4, 2003

tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

by emigre December 16, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 24, 2006

tallywacker

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

by Pete Negwaski! June 17, 2006

tallywacker

a length of rope use to count sheep. The sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.

He hit that ram with the tallywacker.

by sheepfreebird December 19, 2009

tallywacker

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 15, 2003