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tallywanker 

another word for a dick, the mans' suff, tool of life.
tallywanker by Sean Hosier July 15, 2003
Synonym for tally whacker, used to describe one's peen.
Dustin: Damnit, Amy. Put your tallyrand away!
Tallyrand by firehotstud07 February 26, 2008

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker 

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.
"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"
Synonym for tallywhacker, used to describe one's peen.
Dustin: Damnit Amy, put your Tallyrand away.
Tallyrand by firehotstud07 July 23, 2008

Tallyfanny 

An evil spirit that steals fannys in the middle of the night and collects them whilst keeping tally of the fanny he steals
You walk in on your partner in the middle o the night to hear her screaming 'tallyfanny tallyfanny'. You know shes being tallyfannied..
Tallyfanny by Papa Mase September 2, 2011

Tallyban 

How young children view a school system whether da teachers "religiously" forbid them from either counting on their fingers or making "one, two, three, four, cross-slash" marks on paper to more-easily figure simple math-problems, in an attempt to train said students to work out sums in their heads.
One easy way to get around da Tallyban (i.e., count up/down one numeral at a time without tipping off your teacher dat you aren't merely working out da problem in your head) is to motionlessly (don't go making any rhythmic "ticking off da numbers" motions with any part of your body, as this will let slip dat you're --- horrors! --- **counting** when you're sposta be working out da math-equations just in your head!) hold your arithmetic paper flat against your desktop with both hands and with your fingers spread apart for easier counting, and then also-motionlessly (and silently) swivel your eyes from one finger to da next in order to count up/down as needed to figure out da answer to da equation.
Tallyban by QuacksO July 19, 2024