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When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.
We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal
by motoboat August 07, 2010