Talkeetna 

a. A cute little town in Alaska to visit for a week, especially in the summer. You can take airplane tours, go fishing, and do a lot of different drugs. A good place to find yourself.

b. A small town in Alaska where a group of young people are trapped. They have no AP, no museums (see Smithsonian), no clubbing, no concerts, and no internet. A good place to get wasted, pregnant, or bitten by mosquitoes.

"Now that we've evacuated New Orleans," said George W. Bush, "We should really do something about Talkeetna."

Talkeetna by another escapee July 23, 2008

Talkeetna 

A great place to find drunk climbers and teenagers in cars. A place that is a party in the summer and a fucking pit of coldness in the winter. A place where the school is shit, drugs are the way to go, and bums sleep at the baseball field. A place where if you tell one person everyone knows. A place of no secrets and plenty of hippies. A place where people come to hide from the law.

Person walks into Talkeetna general store: "Yo, where can you buy pot?"

Store Clerk: "Stand in the park and someone will find you."

Talkeetna by Yo_forever May 25, 2008

Talkeetna surprise 

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.

That toilet is total talkeetna surprise

Talkeetna surprise by Hazzah#1 April 23, 2018

talkeetna surprise 

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

talkeetna surprise by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018

talinet 

Talinet (Tal-ee-net)

n. The Talinet are infamous internet terrorists (see also Troll or Talibanet) and the main objective of the Talinet is to spread sadness throughout the e-land, by engaging in as much mindless, illogical, hate-speech as their furious little fingers can type up.

The Talinet have a death grip on YouTube right now. They are usually lurkers, posting no videos of their own, but they are very verbose in their criticism of other YouTubers. Some of the Talinet can be Googled to reveal that they are very prolific indeed, and have spammed up other discussion groups as well (i.e. run a Google search for negroidlatte).

Talinet is a combination of the words Taliban and Internet, and flows much better than the previously coined, Talibanet.

"Damn! The Talinet have flagged my video, AGAIN!!!"

"My account has been suspended? Fucking Talinet!"

talinet by CruelRaspberry September 24, 2008

taleneted

Combined talents on the internet

The taleneted geeks speaks as befits singular intelligence.

taleneted by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

talkent 

1) adj. - very impressive, talented.
2) noun - talent

1) "Andy used up the entire university's bandwidth." "Wow, I'm not going to lie, that is talkent"
2) "Barry Bonds has a lot of talkent, I mean roids"

talkent by Frewdis December 21, 2007