talking into god’s telephone 

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

talking into god’s telephone by grdn79 August 22, 2023

Taking matters into your own hands 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

Taking matters into your own hands by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

taking sips up into my nose 

Code for snorting crystal meth

Pawned from the Third Eye Blind song

"The Sky it was gold. It was rose. I was taking sips up into my nose."
Stephan Jenkins wrote in Semi-Charmed Life that he took sips up into his nose. The whole damn song was about crystal meth!!

taking sips up into my nose by Lady Anne April 25, 2016