Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid down by ONE MAN then agree to by MANY,it is then said to be LAW.The law is what you make of it.Study them hard and any problem can be easily sovled in a HEDERO fashon.Law can't be subject to change unless absulote need of change.Let this document be the fondation for all the laws you make(or The MLF).TO MEN!TO FOOD!TO WOMEN!TO BEER(beer being last makes it most important)!MAN LAW!
*No Blocking(if your friends already with that girl you spit game to on the regular,STOP TALKING TO HER)
*Share With Your Fellow Man(sluty women,six pack of beer,cigs,what you make of it)
*When At The Urinal Stare Directly Ahead(no wandering eyes cause thats just wrong)
*When Slaping Women On The Ass Be Careful(to hard,they slap back,to soft,what was the point,open palm with a slight grip at contact,you get a smile from her)
*No Watching Porn With Your Freinds(because it always leads to a odd conversation at one point or another)
*No Abusing Beer(just don't)
*When Everyone Leaves Out To Go Bar Hoping Everyone Has To Pitch In $3.50 To The Desanated Driver(unless your on a shutle bus)
|2.||Women Drivers No Survivors|
Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.
This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.
Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.
5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)
4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)
3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)
2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)
And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.
1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.
Number one does not need an explanation.
Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck
Women Drivers No Survivors
Any person that lays it on a little too thick when it comes to talking to women.
jful: Ayyy guuurl.
jful: So i'll be honest, the only reason i'm talking to you is because you have a really nice ass.
Women: .... *walks away*
the condition of being unable to talk to women unless under the influence of alcohol
"why isnt he talking to jane?"
"dude, hes got rajidity"
a wonderful girl/ women who can win a mans heart just by the air she breathes. she is filled with confidence and lust, and always looking to have a good time.
man i stayed up all night talking to Nayanka
Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.
"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
the things to look at when you're talking to women
I looked at her boobiies while I was talking about her mom,