The talking cat said, "Oh long Johnson"
The talking cat said, OLJ
Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
A word used to describe something that is:
A) Interesting and was found on the internet.
B) An interesting piece of information that pertains to the internet in some way.
A) Jiminey: "This video of a talking cat I found is super internetsting!"
Hans: "You're a fucking dork."
B) Stefan: "I can check my e-mail on my I-Phone! Isn't that internetsting?"
Mugger: "Shut up and give me the phone and your wallet, dork."
|4.||pussy cat journalism|
Is when journalists of established or reputable news organizations (like The Wall Street Journal, BBC or Washington Post) or smaller news reporting organizations (like the Kansas City Star or The Salem Daily News) fail to ask critical questions or raise important issues in their reporting; usually of controversial subject matter.more...
The phrase is borrowed from observing the behavior of domesticated cats: It is used to describe how a cat may become accustomed to food from a bag or can, and thereby, its walking circle becomes a smaller path. For example, from the place where it lounges to the place where the food is set out in a dish. This cat no longer looks under bushes and hides in a tree. It is satisfied with the little effort, and enjoys snoozing whenever it can.
When comparing a native cat, their walking-about path is much larger. They might not return home for days. They enjoy spending time outdoors and scrutinizing things longer.
Whereas a domesticated cat knows where to look for food, the native or natural cat might spend more time looking and actually forgo eating, to stay in place, waiting for the right bird to come along.
"Pussy cat journalism" is used to describe the least path of resistance, to get the story. And because of this, the story is usually one sided or one dimensional and many important questions are not raised or dealt with in the reporting. Often times, this type of journalism is a bias journalism. It is also attributed to s...
|5.||cat ear girl|
Cat Ear Girl
1. Gross girls who love anime; usually have greasy hair and don't brush their teeth too often.
2. really nerdy girls that sound like thier plugging their nose as their talking about their favorite anime.
3. Usually in Suncoast, Hot topic, or any anime convention
a. a girl, sometimes can be boys.
b. wears homemade cat ear headbands as accessories
"I can tell she's a cat ear girl"
Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.
When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."
The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.
|7.||30 with a cat|
A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys who meet these girls often fear hooking up with them since spending the night would involve sharing the bed with the cat or having the cat observe while they get it on or having to put up with the smell of the cat box or cat food in her bedroom. In addition, the cat becomes the primary concern for the girl and hinders her ability to date and do things with guys.
Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the party…did you hook up with her?
No way, forget that…”30 with a cat”.