|1.||Canadian Blow Job|
When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.
Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay
guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that
A girl who feels the need to speak while giving a blow job, usually saying something like ' I am not that kind of gir-argh'.
This chick was a complete bone yodeller, she would not shut up the entire time she was sucking my cock!
|4.||The Dutch Divingboard|
Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"
Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"
Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
|5.||BJ on a cash ticket|
To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.
I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.
|6.||shake and vac|
A blow job. Shake with the hand(s) and suck with the mouth like a vacuum would.
"She gave me a shake and vac on the first night, so me knew she was the one."
~Ali G talking about his girlfriend, Julie
blow job that ends with swallowing of the male sex cell.
"Dude! Last night that slut gurped me and she swallowed it all!!!!!"