Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."
by Glimpze740 July 10, 2008
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an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.
Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.
by Sethavellie August 24, 2010