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Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022
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Stinky Taleggio 

The guy builds up his dick cheese for a few weeks and then pulls back his foreskin and scrapes off the cheese and feeds it to his girlfriend.
I gave her a Stinky Taleggio last night.
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Nicolette: Pauly D is here!

Vinny: r u serious?! Holy Taleto!
Taleto by Olivia Alamia October 13, 2012
Pretty cool guy. Friendly when you get to know him, and pretty funny when he opens up. He's an overachiever and a perfectionist, but overall a good guy
Taegon is going to go rob a bank to get an even amount of money.
Taegon by flipping hecc April 1, 2017

taleggio 

(noun) A person who talks almost constantly about nostalgia. May also engage in nostalgic activities and/or buy nostalgic items. See coconut boost.
"Man, that guy is one hell of a taleggio."
taleggio by Corkin July 31, 2006

talegazo 

(tah-leh-gah-zoh)
adj. Used to describe a strendous, huge, epic hit into a person's
existence, generally given by a ball in the face, a pillow or any
object being thrown.
Dwayne passed out after Timothée gave him
a talegazo with a brick.
talegazo by ElMaje December 23, 2021