Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

Tits Up and Taking On Water by romaddeez March 4, 2010

takinganenglish

to move one's bowels

Don't bother me, I'm takinganenglish!

takinganenglish by Jayophonicjay January 20, 2009

taking on Trunks with one finger 

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.

"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

taking on Trunks with one finger by CherTheWealth November 19, 2016

Taking on the Roll 

Committing one's time to a job or task that goes beyond what is required for the sole purpose of acquiring currency or favor. A step above, "getting this bread".

I just started this job but I am taking on the roll. I'm not just getting some bread, I'm taking on the whole roll.

Taking on the Roll by Cheddyboi April 28, 2022