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I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.
I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

taking a shit 

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.
Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.
taking a shit by cagerat December 29, 2007

taking a shit in reverse 

Another phrase used to describe anal sex.
It's like taking a shit in reverse!
taking a shit in reverse by Jenny November 11, 2004

Taking the shit 

intentially joking
Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet 

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

Shit Taking Opposite Pounder 

The well known expanded phrase for the commonly abbreviated STOP sign. Also, describes the process of expelling feces onto a McDonalds Big Mac.
Woa! Did you see that? That guy just blew that shit taking opposite pounder!