A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.
"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"
to be crude is to be crazy-rude. This adjective can be used to describe a an action that is especially rebellious or rude. Some one who is crude is some one who has no regard for rules. True gangsters are very crude.
a person might say ' Yo bruv! Alex just boy'd some one off, he's so crude! '
Courtnee thinks she is crude - ent really
taking drugs could be an action considered crude
|17.||taking a shaw|
Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.
Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.
|18.||taking the option|
When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.
"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"
"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
|19.||Kicking Ass and Taking Names|
The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.
It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.
Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!
What a tasty idea!
OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
|21.||Taking A Big Country|
Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.
1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.