| 78. | fumble on the one | ||
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To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed. Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.
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| 79. | Nelson Riddle | ||
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Rhyming slang for piddle. The act of taking a piss. "Now you're trying to run my life again ain't you Del? Well,
if I let you get away with it this time I won't be able to go for a Nelson Riddle without you giving me a blueprint." (Rodney in "Only Fools And Horses" in Series 2, Episode 1: "The Long Legs of the Law") |
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| 80. | serious emotional trauma | ||
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Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie. I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.
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| 81. | DEMIR | ||
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a small Russian hermaphrodite security guard in a low rent public access TV station who always checks the bathroom doorknobs when someone is inside taking a leak... DEMIR: "OH! Excuse me. I did not know anyone was inside the bathroom. So sorry. I will go now."
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| 82. | tps reports | ||
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A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike. "Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"
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| 83. | D-runk | ||
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The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak. - I got drunk last night
- You were past that. You were d-runk. |
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| 84. | oops poops | ||
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See <word>Oops doodie</word> I was taking a leak and lifted the leg to fart and had an oops poops.
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