| 57. | Feral Cougar | ||
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A Feral Cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. Feral Cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. Even your every-day, garden variety Cougar can quickly come to resemble a Feral Cougar after a few too many Margarita’s or White Zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a Feral Cougar in looks, appetite, and appearance the day after a successful night of Cougaring. Feral Cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of latitude, longitude, wealth, and health. Lets go somewhere else, the last time I was there an entire pack of Feral Cougars had taken over the bar.
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| 58. | Joother | ||
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Another word for 'cheating mother fucker'. Mostly heard when one cheats in any type of sporting or recreational activity in which a stupid rule is taken too much advantage of. Most commonly, beer pong. Used as a replacement name for the cheater or bullshitter instead of their actual name. Daniel: "Haha I knocked a cup over... That's 2 cups asshole licker!"
Ryan: "Ughhhh Gooooddamnit, cooome ooon Joother..." |
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| 59. | apple | ||
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The last line of defense against Microsoft taking over the world. If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.
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| 60. | bent over | ||
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bent and not straight, bent over from the waist The term "bent over" is used when being physically punished, or for a position used to gain entry to the vagina or anus for sex. Also when a person is being used, treated badly or taken advantage of. When I was young and very naughty I was bent over my father's knee and spanked.
If ever my boyfriend comes home at lunchtime, I know I'll be bent over the kitchen table and shagged. |
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| 61. | Koddy | ||
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A strop or bad mood taken over something totally trivial. No need to get koddy over it...
Yea...they get koddy about the zzzzzzz's. |
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| 62. | draggin it out | ||
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1. Being excessive, exaggerating, repetitive, overly dramatic. 2. Another way of saying someone is continuing to talk about something with enthusiam, when the people surrounding them are obviously growing bored of the idea or topic. 3. Another way of saying someone is over-abusing a joke or story that was funny at one point, but now it's getting annoying or people are becoming weary of it. Girl: "That girl is so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with an application."
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D Girl: "Haha, yeah! Aaaandd she's so ugly that she broke a mirror! HAHAHAHAH!" Friend: "Hah." Girl: "Oo, oo, AND she's so ugly, she broke a camera when she got her picture taken! Haahahahahah! HAHAHAH!" Friend: ".... " Girl: "AND she's so ugly that when she--" Friend: "Okay, now ur just draggin it out.." |
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| 63. | jacked | ||
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Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner. Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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