CHICK: "Oh yeah, that shit is so addicting."
DUDE: "Did they muddle the lime for you?"
CHICK: "Yeah they meddled it right in front of me and this other guy was like a bartender or something and he said "quit ordering fucking mojitos, they're a pain in my ass to make and i've got a full crowd here." and i don't know, i was totally taken back- like totally taken back. but I kept getting them because they're so fuckin addicting cause they're sooo good."
DUDE: "you know something? i've never even had one."
CHICK: A mojito?
DUDE: I know. weird, right?
CHICK: that's like a crime where i'm from.