Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.
Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"
Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"
Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"
Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"
Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
There wasn't enough room in the car, so Jerry decided to take one for the team and stayed behind while the reast of us went to the big concert.
"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.
"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.
by TheKoW November 3, 2006
to allow yourself to get hit by a pitch in order to improve your team's chances of winning a baseball team.
Johnny, I know you can do it. You've struck out every at-bat this season and you really suck, obviously, so get out there and take one for the team!
by Nick D February 27, 2003
an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.
yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.
by rizosh July 16, 2001
The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.
by ... November 30, 2003
Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)
by Fuzzz April 8, 2005
by Raymond September 10, 2003