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The left-overs from take-aways which you bring with you to a friend's place. I didn't have time to pick anything up, so I took the Chinese take-overs from dinner last night.
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| 2. | korb | ||
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To take something with Jewish conviction. I'm going to korb some pens from my work's office supplies; I'm all out.
What the hell is an Ambush Paddington? Oh, it involves a teddy bear... it's pretty funny; I korbed it off of Urban Dictionary. Some hippo korbed up all the left overs! |
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| 3. | left-aways | ||
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When the take-aways are not finished and become left-overs for later consumption. I'm going to eat the rest of the Chinese left-aways for dinner tonight.
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| 4. | Asian | ||
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the people who will take over the earth; stereotypes include:
we are freakishly smart (which is true) we are yellow shorties we sound like Peter Chao we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc. Facts about us: we are smarticle particles we are actually very fashionable we're actually pretty popular we are AWESOME!!!! Bob: Do you like being Asian?
(insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO! |
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| 5. | hi-jacking | ||
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Word used to identify message board thread take overs. The original post was about "holes" but some "hi-jacker" turned it into a peta discussion.
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| 6. | Doggie-Bag Dyslexia | ||
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A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:
a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car. b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator. c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states). Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.
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| 7. | Rectal Enlargement Programs | ||
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Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff. Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !
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