when you're underage and you find a bar chill enough to provide (delivery) for you....without checking ID
Guy 1: yo bro lets swill reebs 2night
Guy 2: yea lets get dank detaretilbo..but how...?
Guy1: lets get some take-out beer remember?
Guy 2: Yea that guy at that bar down town is mad chill and will hook us up..even bring it hahah
Guy 3: MAD NICE!!!!!!
The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.
Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.
1. noun - A fine that a whitewater rafting guide has to pay to his or her fellow raft guides if they have swimmers or carnage. Actual fines vary from company to company, but the fee schedule usually looks something like this:
1 swimmer: six pack
guide swims: case
guide misses the take-out: case
boat flips: six pack per swimmer, a case for the guide swimming, and a case for flipping a boat (can result in over 3 cases worth of beer fines)
2. noun - A fine that a ski patroller has to pay to his fellow patrollers for making a mistake while working. It's usually a 12 pack. Again, the fee schedule may vary from mountain to mountain, but its usually charged for something like missing a bump on a sweep, or accidentally swearing over the radio.
1. "Stuart owes a beer fine for flipping with 4 customers, that's 3 cases."
2. Joe Ski Patroller on radio: "Dispatch, this is a clusterfuck out here--er, i mean, this is a 10-23."
Dispatch: "Dispatch copies your beer fine, and your 10-23."
Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.
You Will Need:
-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
The rules are fairly simple:
-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns
Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!
Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.
|5.||Caveman A Beer|
To take a beer, preferably in a can and smash the side of the can to your forehead enough times where the can explodes from the pressure. You then proceed to shotgun that beer.
Bill:Timmy was crazy and did 8 caveman's last night! He knocked himself out cold, and might have brain damage!
Sam: Damn! That makes me want to Caveman a beer right now!!!
|6.||The Philly fake-out|
You and your accomplice head to wall-mart to get some beers. The accomplice goes inside alone and purchases a case of Dos at the electronics register. He then walks out and hands you the receipt in the car. Now the driver walks in and grabs the EXACT same thing. The driver needs to exit through the door opposite of his accomplice. If the driver is asked for his receipt he simply just pulls it out. Do not over think this; remember-> you already bought the beer.
Take note: This must be a timely process. Keep it under 10 minutes.
Me and Nick just did The Philly fake-out. Now we have twice as much beer at no extra cost!
February 21, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
A term used in New Orleans to refer to the plastic cups given by bars to their patrons so that they might take drinks off of the premises, as in to-go drinks or at closing time.
"It's closing time, guys. Want your beer in a go-cup?"